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Discussion for Movies/TV/Music/Video Games/Pop Culture. How HELLY-wood is destroying our society and parents can learn to protect their children from sinful influences like Disney, Pacman, and Tic-Tac-Toe.
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Who knows? The love of your life might be here! All the single men are GODLY and all the single ladies are virgins...........for the most part.
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We make Promise Keepers look like homers! No homosexuals or women allowed!
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Added to the worry about the Obamas, Clintons, Bidens, etc., some Christians are bringing up a new concern. Frankly, it is a concern I share. There are any number of Unidentified Flying Objects (UFO) out there. New reports come in all the time. We have seen pictures of them here on our LBC site. Concerned...-
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Greetings Americans. I need you to help me and other italian people in the fight against this evil harlot.
Her name is Elly Schlein, she is a swiss of American and Italian citicenship. She is a leading figure of the left wing Partito Democratico (Democratic Party) in Italy...-
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Book that are banned from all school libraries with immediate effect:
1. “Pride and Prejudice” by Jane Austen. For starters, “pride" is a known LGBTQ term. And “prejudice" might make my white child feel guilt, which is an unacceptable emotion. So you want to expose...-
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President Trump says the billion$ he handed over to the Godless Iranians will be used to buy products grown by our farmers. This will rise farm prices, a win for us. Those lying mullahs say that no, they will not be buying U.S. farm output. Put me down as believing our Christian President, not some...-
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