Well Holy Hozannnah....
The 5-O raid moi bed chambre, no Bible verse can covey this...except....MAYBE???
They took my gun...and my humanity...I relinquish (Black baby name???) no foreskin for Satan, yet they took that out the rubbish bin and ran a DNA sample for SATAN....
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